Friday, March 18, 2011

This town ain't big enough for the boths of us....

Apparently Wabi Sabi (the Japanese store) has been really busy. They've moved into a big new space on Wall St.

I'm jealous. I told my employee Cameron that I was going to tell everyone their stuff is RADIOACTIVE!!

That'll fix 'em.

So now I just have to figure out how to eliminate the rest of the downtown competition for the dollar.

Let's see. the sugar in Powell's and Goody's candy comes from Cuba. That's right. IT'S COMMUNIST CANDY!!!

Leaping Lizards? Hey -- those toys are ---get this -- EDUCATIONAL!!

Soon I shall have Downtown Bend to myself -- wuuuhhhhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Madness. Sheer Madness.