First I was the inspiration for the drunken, sloppy spaceship captain who saves the solar system in Jared's story. Now, Cameron tells me he's using me as a model for his main character in his screenplay for my "awkward" way of phrasing things.
(After which, I spent most of the day being self-conscious of my phrasing of things.)
Gee. Glad to be an inspiration, guys.
14 hours ago