SEEMS IT NEVER RAINS OR SNOWS IN SUNNY CENTRAL OREGON

Got on a board a west bound seven forty seven
Didn't think before deciding what to do
All that talk of opportunities, Ski breaks and movies
Rang true, sure rang true.

Seems it never rain or snows in sunny Central Oregon
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in Central Oregon
But girl, don't they warn ya
It pours man it pours.
Out of work, I'm out of my head
Out of self respect I'm out of bread
I'm under loved I'm under fed
I wanna go home
It never rains in Central Oregon
But girl don't they warn ya, it pours, man it pours.

Will you tell the folks back home I nearly made it
Had offers but don't know which one to take
Please don't tell them how you found me
Don't tell them how you found me give me a break
Give me a break

Seems it never rains or snows in sunny Central Oregon
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in Central Oregon
But girl, don't they warn ya
It pours man it pours

Albert (the Dunc) Hammond