Friday, February 27, 2009

Statistical blubber

So it turns out that the downturn in the GNP in the last quarter of last year wasn't 3.8, but instead 6.2.

That's only off by....well, just a little....you know....not so much.....

ONLY 40% !!!!

But trust us, folks. We know what we're doing. (Whatever you do, don't scare people, feed them the bad news a little at a time.)

They're talking about an even bigger drop in this quarter.

But good news, people! The second quarter of 2009 should only drop 1.7%!

Yeah......right.....

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