Saturday, February 11, 2012

"Took a bite out his ass..."

"Hey, Boss. I nailed that perp for you."

"What?"

"You know, the guy running away. I took a chunk out of that miscreant."

"Uh, you weren't supposed to do that. He was a civilian."

"But he was running, Boss! What kind of human runs unless he's guilty of something. I mean, it's unnatural!"

"Next time, Jr., wait until I give you the word."

Grrrrr, grumble, grrrrrrr.

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