My sister has a couple of new dogs, who are wild and crazy.
I noticed a piece of broken pottery on her table. "What's this?" I asked, picking it up.
"Oh, that's the top of Mom's urn."
"Elvira was getting a little rambunctious and knocked the urn over."
"Please tell me you didn't vacuum up Mom."
"Oh, my God! You vacuumed up Mom!"
Spent the rest of Thanksgiving periodically bursting out with.
"You vacuumed up Mom?!"
Nobody but me thought it was funny....
3 days ago