I was out on my back porch shooting at squirrels.
Didn't like that street light much, so I shot it.
My neighbor come over the complain.
So I shot him.
Police showed up, all upset over something or another.
Offered them a beer.
But they were really rude.
Good thing they have internet in jail, or I'd miss my daily posting.
Some people really don't get Bend, you know?
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