Twilight Razzies.

I see Twilight, Breaking Dawn 2, won the Razzie this year.

So happens, I tried watching Twilight, Breaking Dawn Part 1, the other day.

Oh...My...God.

I started squirming about two minutes in, and kept waiting for something that wouldn't make me squirm and it only got worse and worse.  Listen, five minutes of getting dressed for a wedding is totally excruciating.  I'm tellin' ya.

I finally turned and said, "Hey, honey, would you mind finishing this without me?"

She said, "Please -- it's hard to watch when you're snarking every 30 seconds."

"I was?"

"That and moaning..."

"Sorry..."