I loved the article in the Bulletin on Saturday about the guy who had "No Idea" that he wasn't supposed to cut down the trees near the river.

Let's see. First his neighbors tell him. Then a Deschutes County sheriff's deputy tells him. Then a county code enforcement officer tells him. Then a Department of State Lands agent tells him. Then -- FINALLY -- the proper agency, the Oregon Parks and Recreation Department serves him a cease and desist order (because, if they just say it, he would insist he had 'no idea.')

"I had no idea there was gambling going on in this establishment!'

"Your winnings, sir....."