I regret to inform you that we have cancelled Christmas.
It's winter, and it's cold and there is snow on the ground. Very dangerous.
The crowds? You could get crushed in those crowds, we just can't risk it. I mean, look at the traffic! More cars on the road mean more accidents!
You really shouldn't be spending money on silly gifts anyway.
The amount of fattening foods that are consumed on the Holidays is just scary. Really, we need you to scale that back, folks. Forget about Christmas, it's dangerous and expensive and a pain in the ass.
Having to get the family together, and then listen them to them bicker the whole meal? Really, for peace of mind, this cancellation is necessary.
Sure, you could bundle up or choose not to go. But we can't trust you to make the right decision for you and your kids.
Cause --- winter!
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Little bit of a followup. We had a pretty good day of business downtown, better than I expected.
So some people were intrepid enough to brave the cold.
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