I've come down with the Flu -- Paranoia.
Not the actual flu, just the paranoia. I seem to have many small allergies, and each of them are magnified into the Beginning of the End.
Uh, oh, I sneezed......
From past experience with the flu, it hits quickly, usually with a few aches and pains, and then.....BAM!
I have lots of aches and pains, it seems. I think I must mostly ignore them on a daily basis, but right now I'm acutely aware of every little twinge.
If anyone sneezes in my store, I quickly hide in the back.
If they sniffle, I wash my hands after they leave.
Shake my hands? Really? Must you?
I've already decided if I actually get the bug, I'm just going to put a sign on the door saying,
5 days ago