I see that on the 1/1/2010, it will be illegal to talk on a hand held cell phone in Oregon.
Does this mean I can make a citizen's arrest?
I know a Colt-45 is probably excessive, but how about a 2 by 4. Would that be O.K.?
No?
How about a stun gun.....
Surely, I'm allowed a small whiff of mace.
Please?
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Those are all perfectly valid options as far as I'm concerned.
My vote is for the 2x4, and if you make the paper, try and make a weird face for the camera; you'll ruin the Mugshot Weirdo trend of ... well ... looking weird if you don't.
Citizen's arrests ... hmm, one wonders about the specific ramifications of that.
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