I have no shame.
I just got in my gummy rubber chicken, lemony and very rubbery. Double Monkey chewing gum, Angry Scotsman chewing gum, Happy Monkey chewing gum, and my favorite -- Nihilist chewing gum ("We Don't Believe In Flavor").
I also got Death Mints, Monkey Mints, and my favorite, Last Supper After Dinner Mints, (with a picture of DaVinci's Last Supper on each one.) As well as the always politically correct candy cigarettes, but hey, they are called Death Row and Machismo.
Pirates stickers, and a restock of the action figures of Shakespeare, Crazy Cat Lady, Vincent Van Gosh, and the Librarian Lady.
I've always said, if I was reduced to my last 1000.00 bucks, I'd just buy oodles of gag gifts and rent a little spot. (Actually porn would work even better.....only, you know, that would be sleazy.)
22 hours ago