Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Count the people you want to count!

Thank goodness the Romney campaign has finally revealed the false premise of the polls.

You know, polling a random number of people, and finding that more of them are self-identifying as Democrats!

Throw those pikers out!


I'm going to apply the same principle to my store.  That cash register total at the end of the day?

That only counts the people who spent money!  It doesn't count those who didn't spend money.  Obviously a phony total!

Hey, all those athletes who supposedly win races?  That only count those who reached the finish line first!  It doesn't count all those who didn't get there at the same time.  How stupid is that?


1 comment:

H. Bruce Miller said...

The election should be decided by which party collects the most contributions from billionaires. Clearly, it's the only legitimate way.