Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Excessive ?! Force?

I see that on the 1/1/2010, it will be illegal to talk on a hand held cell phone in Oregon.

Does this mean I can make a citizen's arrest?

I know a Colt-45 is probably excessive, but how about a 2 by 4. Would that be O.K.?

No?

How about a stun gun.....

Surely, I'm allowed a small whiff of mace.

Please?

1 comment:

Jason said...

Those are all perfectly valid options as far as I'm concerned.

My vote is for the 2x4, and if you make the paper, try and make a weird face for the camera; you'll ruin the Mugshot Weirdo trend of ... well ... looking weird if you don't.

Citizen's arrests ... hmm, one wonders about the specific ramifications of that.