Linda was shopping at the Goblin Market when she felt an irresistible tug toward one of the fairy booths.
"Here, Mortal Woman, try a taste of this...." said the goblin, who was disguised as a chubby middle-aged woman.
Linda summoned all her willpower and said, "Sure!"
The goblin's eyes gleamed. "Yes. Just a bite. What harm could one little bite do?"
And so, Linda did.
And she was doomed.
The fairy glamour lasted long enough to catch Linda's poor unsuspecting husband.
"What are you eating?"
"Oh, nothing. Here, try a bite...."
And so I was doomed.
So now, dear readers.
Aren't you curious? Here....try a bite. Just one little bite.
"G.H. CRETORS: POPPED CORN. CHICAGO MIX: BUTTERY CARAMEL CORN AND RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE CORN. NET WT. 26 OZ.
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"But it's just popcorn," says Linda. "I eat popcorn at the store all the time."
"That is popcorn. This? This is a gelatinous mass of fat and calories tenuously connected by random bits of fibrous material.."
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