It appears the Penguin Random House will soon be distributing Marvel comics.

I doubt they know what they're getting into. I'm going to just sit back and watch as the Comic Book Guy calls and demands a pristine replacement for that obscure $3.99 comic with the random variant cover.

Or not.

Which will mean Comic Book Guy will scream bloody murder. And PRH will look at him quizzically and think, "WTF?"

PRH will look at trying to pick a single comic for 500 comic shops and go, "Why are we doing this?"

So they will ask that Comic Book Guy buy at least 5 copies of said obscure $3.99 comic with variant cover or none at all.

And Comic Book Guy will threaten to bomb PRH with terrible sounding tweets.

And PRH will go, "WTF?"

Oh, this is going to be fun.