Zombie writer.

Last night, I dreamed that a couple of professor types completely eviscerated one of my books.  Just tore it to threads.  Brought me about as low as you can get.

So I spend the rest of the dream moping about my room.

Then, I go up to another room full of 'critics' and I rip their throats out with my teeth.  Blood all over the place.

So satisfying.