I see that on the 1/1/2010, it will be illegal to talk on a hand held cell phone in Oregon.
Does this mean I can make a citizen's arrest?
I know a Colt-45 is probably excessive, but how about a 2 by 4. Would that be O.K.?
No?
How about a stun gun.....
Surely, I'm allowed a small whiff of mace.
Please?
Those are all perfectly valid options as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for the 2x4, and if you make the paper, try and make a weird face for the camera; you'll ruin the Mugshot Weirdo trend of ... well ... looking weird if you don't.
Citizen's arrests ... hmm, one wonders about the specific ramifications of that.