Tuesday, April 17, 2012

It's all HIS fault...

Top 5 U.S.A. Today news stories:

1.) "Agents at Columbia brothel bragged about Obama duties."

I blame Obama.

2.) "Alabama's crystal BCS trophy shattered in accident."

I blame Obama.

3.) "Satellite captures giant eruption from sun today."

I blame Obama.

4.) "Discovery lands after saluting nation's capital."

I blame Obama.

5.) "Michigan lottery winner charged with welfare fraud."

I blame Obama.


Every time a news story comes up, I turn to Linda and say, "I blame Obama."

I so wanted to make that joke when we were looking at the magazines at the checkstand at Safeway. Oprah and Kardashian and Brangelina.

"I blame Obama."

But I was pretty sure everyone in line would assume I meant it...sigh.

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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 17, 2012 at 1:09:00 PM PDT

    Personally, I blame the Lannisters. Or Theon Greyjoy. Usually the Lannnisters.

    Jim

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  2. Duncan McGearyApril 17, 2012 at 1:41:00 PM PDT

    Poor Theon. He does everything everyone asks of him and they all despise him.

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  3. H. Bruce MillerApril 17, 2012 at 2:28:00 PM PDT

    I blame this blog post on Obama.

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  4. AnonymousApril 18, 2012 at 9:15:00 PM PDT

    Duncan,
    You should move to the west side of the Cascades, like Corvallis. Me thinks you would fit in much better over here!

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  5. AnonymousApril 18, 2012 at 11:03:00 PM PDT

    The majority of Bend are assholes.

    The majority of Bend voted rePuglican in the past and all elections.

    What more needs to be said?

    Obama is a standing president, he is the asshole in chief of this parsitic god fucked country.

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  6. H. Bruce MillerApril 20, 2012 at 12:41:00 PM PDT

    "You should move to the west side of the Cascades, like Corvallis. Me thinks you would fit in much better over here!"

    He would, but Dunc won't ever move -- he's a Bend lifer.

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